we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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