no, he came in my armpit
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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