This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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