Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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