Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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