But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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