Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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