Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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