cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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