Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize