that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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