Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I am midnight drunk by noon
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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