I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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