I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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