it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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