So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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