He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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