DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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