I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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