I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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