I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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