i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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