you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I think your dad took our porno
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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