Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize