Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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