Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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