You're so nebulous sometimes
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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