she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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