...so i touched it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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