I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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