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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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