I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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