im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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