I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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