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(302): View more from Delaware

some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period

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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

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and a bunch of prostitutes

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(831): View more from California

I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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(775): View more from Nevada

He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?

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