Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
