Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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