school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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