remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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