rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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