hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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