clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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