Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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