i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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