in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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