so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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