I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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