So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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