This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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