He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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