I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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