it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
