32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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