Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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