actually, I'm a sock model
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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