we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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