Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
