just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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