Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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